Entries Tagged as 'humor'
Handbook for Victorious Christian Living
In the days when you couldn’t count on a public facility to have indoor
plumbing, a British woman was planning a trip to Germany. She was registered
to stay in a small guesthouse owned by the local schoolmaster. She was
concerned as to whether the guesthouse contained a WC. (In England, a
bathroom is commonly called a WC, which [...]
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Tags: funny story·humor·laughter
I definitely don’t laugh enough, and it is way too hard to find good clean things to laugh at if you are a Christian. Enjoy!!
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A lady died in January, and Citibank billed her for February & March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees & interest on the [...]
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AIN’T
He was just a little boy,
On a week’s first day.
Wandering home from Bible school,
And dawdling on the way.
He scuffed his shoes into the grass;
He even found a caterpillar.
He found a fluffy milkweed pod,
And blew out all the ‘filler.’
A bird’s nest in a tree overhead,
So wisely placed up so high.
Was just another wonder,
That caught his eager [...]
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Tags: Bible School·God·poem
This story gave me a laugh, so I thought you might enjoy it also. I think I have been way too serious this week. Life can get you down if you forget to laugh every now and then.
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Noah’s Ark
Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the [...]
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WHY DADDY DIDN’T COME TO WORK!!
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone # and was greeted with a child’s whisper
“Hello”
Is your daddy home? he asked.
“Yes.” whispered the small [...]
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I think we can all use and apply this wisdom.
23RD PSALM FOR THE WORKPLACE
The Lord is my real boss and I shall not want.
He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me.
He gently reminds me to pray before I speak and to do all things without murmuring and complaining.
He reminds me that He is [...]
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God Did It With A Nail!
A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, ‘Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points for each [...]
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We all need to take this advice and give all our problems to God. Nothing is too big for him to handle.
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To My Child,
Good morning, this is GOD.
Today I will be handling all of your problems. Please remember that I do not need your help. If you encounter a situation you cannot handle, do not [...]
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Tags: God·prayer·problems. circumstances
This is another Mikey’s Funnies. It gave me one of those really good laughs that you don’t get often enough, so I thought it might be just the thing to brighten your day.
AN “AD” FUNNY
The following is an ad from a newspaper that appeared four days in a row – the last three hopelessly trying [...]
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Tags: funny story·laugh·newspaper ad
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