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		<title>Seed That Yields 100-Fold!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark 4: 2-8 And Jesus taught them many things by parables, and said unto them in his doctrine, Hearken; Behold, there went out a sower to sow: And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the wayside, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up. And some fell on [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mark 4: 2-8</p>
<p>And Jesus taught them many things by parables, and said unto them in his doctrine,</p>
<p>Hearken; Behold, there went out a sower to sow:</p>
<p>And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the wayside, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up.</p>
<p>And some fell on stony ground, where it had not much earth; and immediately it sprang up, because it had no depth of earth:</p>
<p>But when the sun was up, it was scorched; and because it had no root, it withered away.</p>
<p>And some fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up, and choked it, and it yielded no fruit.</p>
<p>And another fell on good ground, and  did yield fruit that sprang up and increased; and brought forth, some  thirty, and some sixty, and some an hundred.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Jesus taught the people in language  they could understand by using examples of everyday things they worked  with. This way, no matter their occupation, they could understand  exactly what He was talking about, as in the above verses.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>The principal grains during Bible  times were wheat and barley. They didn’t have modern machines that could  do the hard work, so they spent much time getting the land ready to  plant. The first time they plowed, the plow would only scratch the  surface of the ground a few inches. It would have to be plowed many more  times before it would be soft enough to plant seeds that would give a  maximum yield during the harvest.</p>
<p>The time of plowing for some crops  began with the early rains in September or October and continued until  March. The field was plowed from several different angles to be sure it  was broken up. Then it was gone over with a wooden harrow to level it  off to plant. (A harrow is a large wooden timber or heavy piece of wood  with nails or spikes sticking out the bottom. As it was dragged, it  helped smooth out the field but also made sure the top layer was broken  good for planting.)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>When a field was cleared for the  first time, there were stones and thorns that had to be removed so the  crop could have its highest yield. If the thorns had been left, they  would have sucked up much of the moisture the crop needed to thrive.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>When God has called us to do a  certain thing, He then takes the time to plow and cultivate our field  over and over so that He can achieve the best yield. This is not usually  a fun process because He is taking away thorns and rocks that will get  in the way of producing the best crop possible. It is not fun to have  sin uncovered in your life that you might have hidden away, or didn’t  even know was there.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>According the verses 5-7, some of  the seed fell upon ground that was not prepared well enough to receive  it. This was probably at the end of the rows or just places that had  been missed by the plow in cultivation. Some of the soil was partially  prepared to receive the seed so it thrived for a short time; but other  soils were not prepared to receive the seed at all, so they never got  the chance to sprout even for a short time.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Then the last part is what I want to talk about – the different yields of fruit that spring up from the good soil.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>The fruit yield is directly related  to how much the soil has been broken up and how deeply it has been  cultivated. To someone who is not a farmer, it would seem ridiculous to  plow a field for 6 months before planting even the first seed. The  farmer, though, would know that the yield of his crop was directly  related to how much the soil had been prepared before planting the seed.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>This is many times why you have to  wait so long from the time God calls you to do something until the time  it actually comes to pass. He is continuously tilling, plowing, and  removing stones and thorns until the soil is perfect for planting. Then  after the planting there is a time of waiting for the seeds to sprout  and the crop to grow to a full maturity. All this must happen before  there can be a plentiful harvest.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>The next time you feel it is taking  too long for God to bring something to pass, remember that He is busy  getting all the hindrances out of the way so that He can use you to  accomplish what He desires in a mighty way.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>The next time you feel that you are  being pushed, prodded, poked and bruised, just think about the fact that  God is doing what it takes for you to reap a bountiful harvest.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>It is God’s Law that you will always  reap what you sow, so don’t forget that during the sometimes long  process of waiting. Continually sow good things and you will reap a  reward that is greater than you ever expected. The reward might come in a  different way than you thought, but God always has your best interest  at heart and He loves you more than anyone else ever could.</p>
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		<title>Are You More Optimist or Pessimist?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every now and then I come across a timeless story that makes an awesome point. It is much easier to become a pessimist than it is to become an optimist. Most of us have to work at always looking on the bright side of things, especially in  the world in which we live today. Please [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every now and then I come across a timeless story that makes an awesome point. It is much easier to become a pessimist than it is to become an optimist. Most of us have to work at always looking on the bright side of things, especially in  the world in which we live today.</p>
<p>Please pay special attention to the quote below:</p>
<p><span style="color: #800000;"><strong>An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.</strong></span></p>
<p>So here&#8217;s the story&#8230;..</p>
<p>*******************************</p>
<p>An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the<br />worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can<br />only find the negative in the positive.</p>
<p>For example, as a duck hunter, I was in the market for a new bird dog a<br />few years ago. My search finally ended when I found a dog that could not<br />only retrieve, but could actually walk on water! Of course I bought him<br />immediately but wasn&#8217;t sure how I&#8217;d tell my hunter buddies.</p>
<p>I decided to try to break the news to one friend at a time starting with a<br />long-time buddy who was also a hunter. He was a pessimist by nature, but<br />invited him to hunt with me and my new dog.</p>
<p>As we waited, carefully concealed by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by.<br />We fired, and ducks fell at a distance. The dog responded and jumped into<br />the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the<br />water to retrieve the birds, never getting more than his paws wet. This<br />continued all day long&#8211;each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the<br />surface of the water to retrieve it.</p>
<p>My pessimist buddy watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a<br />single word about it the entire day.</p>
<p>On the drive home the silence was suddenly broken when my friend said,<br />&#8220;Too bad about your dog.&#8221;</p>
<p>A little surprised at his statement, I asked, &#8220;What do you mean?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I mean,&#8221; drawled the pessimist slowly, &#8220;it&#8217;s too bad ya got stuck with<br />one that can&#8217;t swim.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>A Story &#8211; Be Careful When You Throw Darts</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher. She says that Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons.</p>
<p>One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day.</p>
<p>On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many<br />darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that<br />they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would allow<br />them to throw darts at the person&#8217;s picture.</p>
<p>Sally&#8217;s friend drew a picture of who had stolen her boyfriend. <br />Another friend drew a picture of his little brother. Sally drew a<br />picture of a  former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her<br />drawing, even drawing pimples on the face. Sally was pleased with the<br />overall effect she had achieved.</p>
<p>The class lined up and began throwing darts. Some of the<br />students threw their darts with such force that their targets were<br />ripping apart. Sally looked forward to her turn, and was filled with<br />disappointment when Dr. Smith, because of time limits, asked the<br />students to return to their seats. As Sally sat thinking about how angry<br />she was because she didn&#8217;t have a chance to throw any darts at her<br />target. Dr. Smith began removing the target from the wall.</p>
<p>Underneath the target was a picture of Jesus. A hush fell over<br />the room as each student viewed the mangled picture of Jesus; holes and<br />jagged marks covered His face and His eyes were pierced.</p>
<p>Dr. Smith said only these words&#8230;. &#8216;In as much as ye have done<br />it unto the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto Me.&#8217; <br />Matthew 25:40.</p>
<p>No other words were necessary; the tear filled eyes of the<br />students focused only on the picture of Christ.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[**God&#8217;s Grace*** There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak&#8230; &#8220;I was walking [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>**God&#8217;s Grace***</p>
<p>There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New <br />England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a <br />rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit.</p>
<p>Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming <br />toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three <br />little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright.</p>
<p>I stopped the lad and asked, &#8220;What do you have there, son?&#8221;<br />&#8220;Just some old birds,&#8221; came the reply.</p>
<p>&#8220;What are you going to do with them?&#8221; I asked.<br />&#8220;Take &#8216;em home and have fun with &#8216;em,&#8221; he answered. &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna tease <br />&#8216;em and pull out their feathers to make &#8216;em fight. I&#8217;m gonna have a real <br />good time.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;But you&#8217;ll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do<br />then?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, I got some cats,&#8221; said the little boy. &#8220;They like birds. I&#8217;ll take<br />&#8216;em to them.&#8221;</p>
<p>The pastor was silent for a moment. &#8220;How much do you want for those <br />birds, son?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Huh?? !!! Why, you don&#8217;t want them birds, mister. They&#8217;re just plain <br />old field birds. They don&#8217;t sing. They ain&#8217;t even pretty!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;How much?&#8221; the pastor asked again. The boy sized up the pastor as if <br />he were crazy and said, &#8220;$10?&#8221;</p>
<p>The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He<br />placed it in the boy&#8217;s hand. In a flash, the boy was gone. The pastor<br />picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where <br />there was a tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage down, he opened the <br />door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting <br />them free. Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and <br />then the pastor began to tell this story:</p>
<p>One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just <br />come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. &#8220;Yes, <br />sir, I just caught a world full of people down there. Set me a trap, <br />used bait I knew they couldn&#8217;t resist. Got &#8216;em all!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What are you going to do with them?&#8221; Jesus asked.</p>
<p>Satan replied, &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m gonna have fun! I&#8217;m gonna teach them how to <br />marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to <br />drink and smoke and curse. I&#8217;m gonna teach them how to invent guns and <br />bombs and kill each other. I&#8217;m really gonna have fun!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;And what will you do when you are done with them?&#8221; Jesus asked. &#8220;Oh, <br />I&#8217;ll kill &#8216;em,&#8221; Satan glared proudly.</p>
<p>&#8220;How much do you want for them?&#8221; Jesus asked.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, you don&#8217;t want those people. They ain&#8217;t no good. Why, you&#8217;ll take <br />them and they&#8217;ll just hate you.. They&#8217;ll spit on you, curse you and kill <br />you. You don&#8217;t want those people!!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;How much? He asked again.<br />Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, &#8220;All your blood, tears and your <br />life.&#8221;</p>
<p>Jesus said, &#8220;DONE!&#8221; Then He paid the price.</p>
<p>The pastor picked up the cage and walked from the pulpit.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the days when you couldn&#8217;t count on a public facility to have indoor plumbing, a British woman was planning a trip to Germany. She was registered to stay in a small guesthouse owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guesthouse contained a WC. (In England, a bathroom is commonly [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the days when you couldn&#8217;t count on a public facility to have indoor<br />
plumbing, a British woman was planning a trip to Germany. She was registered<br />
to stay in a small guesthouse owned by the local schoolmaster. She was<br />
concerned as to whether the guesthouse contained a WC. (In England, a<br />
bathroom is commonly called a WC, which stands for water closet.) She wrote<br />
the schoolmaster inquiring as to the location of the nearest WC.</p>
<p>The schoolmaster, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew<br />
the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters<br />
and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a Wayside Chapel<br />
near the house&#8230;a bathroom never entered their minds. So the schoolmaster<br />
wrote the following reply:</p>
<p>Dear Madam,</p>
<p>I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from<br />
the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded<br />
by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on<br />
Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer<br />
months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing<br />
room. This is an unfortunate situation, especially if you are in the habit<br />
of going regularly.</p>
<p>It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as<br />
it was there that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were<br />
10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their<br />
faces. My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been<br />
almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.</p>
<p>You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a<br />
day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in<br />
time! I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is<br />
organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate<br />
sounds can be heard everywhere. The newest addition is a bell, which rings<br />
every time a person enters.  We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats<br />
for all since many feel it is long needed.</p>
<p>I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place<br />
where you can be seen by all.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
Schoolmaster</p>
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		<title>A Story &#8211; God&#8217;s Wonderful Forgiveness!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know where this story came from, but it makes you think about the goodness, compassion, and great mercy of God. He forgives us over and over again when we don&#8217;t deserve it. ******************************************************************** Windshield Wipers One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets of town, taking those extra precautions [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know where this story came from, but it makes you think about the goodness, compassion, and great mercy of God. He forgives us over and over again when we don&#8217;t deserve it.</p>
<p>********************************************************************</p>
<p>Windshield Wipers</p>
<p>One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets of town, taking those extra precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick.</p>
<p>Suddenly, my son Matthew spoke up from his relaxed position in the front seat: &#8220;Mom, I&#8217;m thinking of something.&#8221;</p>
<p>This announcement usually meant he had been pondering some fact for a while, and was now ready to expound all that his seven-year-old mind had discovered. I was eager to hear.</p>
<p>&#8220;What are you thinking?&#8221; I asked.</p>
<p>&#8220;The rain,&#8221; he began, &#8220;is like sin, and the windshield wipers are like God wiping our sins away.&#8221;</p>
<p>After the chill bumps raced up my arms, I was able to respond.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s really good, Matthew.&#8221;</p>
<p>Then my curiosity broke in. How far would my little boy take this revelation?</p>
<p>So I asked, &#8220;Do you notice how the rain keeps on coming? What does that tell you?&#8221;</p>
<p>Matthew didn&#8217;t hesitate one moment with his answer: &#8220;We keep on sinning, and God just keeps on forgiving us.&#8221;</p>
<p>I will always remember this whenever I turn my wipers on.</p>
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		<title>A Good Dose of Laughter</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I definitely don&#8217;t laugh enough, and it is way too hard to find good clean things to laugh at if you are a Christian. Enjoy!! *************************************************************** A lady died in January, and Citibank billed her for February &#38; March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees &#38; interest [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I definitely don&#8217;t laugh enough, and it is way too hard to find good clean things to laugh at if you are a Christian. Enjoy!!</p>
<p>***************************************************************</p>
<p>A lady died in January, and Citibank billed her for February &amp; March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees &amp; interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now it&#8217;s somewhere around $60.00.</p>
<p>A family member placed a call to Citibank:</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;I&#8217;m calling to tell you that she died in January.&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;The account was never closed and the late fees &amp; charges still apply.&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;Maybe you should turn it over to collections.&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;Since it is two months past due, it already has been.&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau; maybe both!&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;Do you think God will be mad at her?&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;Excuse me?&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;Did you just get what I was telling you . . . the part about her being dead?&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;Sir, you&#8217;ll have to speak to my supervisor&#8221;</p>
<p>Supervisor gets on the phone.</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;I&#8217;m calling to tell you she died in January.&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;The account was never closed and the late fees &amp; charges still apply.&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;You mean you want to collect from her estate?&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: (stammer) &#8220;Are you her lawyer?&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;No, I&#8217;m her great nephew.&#8221; (lawyer info given)</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;Could you fax us a certificate of death?&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;Sure.&#8221; (the fax number is given)</p>
<p>After they get the fax &#8230;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;Our system just isn&#8217;t setup for death. I don&#8217;t know what more I can do to help.&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don&#8217;t think she will care.&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;Well, the late fees &amp; charges do still apply.&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;Would you like her new billing address?&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;That might help.&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.&#8221;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8220;Sir, that&#8217;s a cemetery!&#8221;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8220;What do you do with dead people on your planet?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>The Twelve Reasons That Will Make You Stop And Think!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t it amazing that we will use all the excuses below for not attending church, but we don&#8217;t mind putting up with the same thing somewhere else. This really made me stop and think. **************************************************************************** TWELVE REASONS WHY I STOPPED ATTENDING SPORTS EVENTS ~ Every time I went, they asked me for money. ~ The [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t it amazing that we will use all the excuses below for not attending church, but we don&#8217;t mind putting up with the same thing somewhere else. This really made me stop and think.</p>
<p>****************************************************************************</p>
<p><span style="color: #800000;">TWELVE REASONS WHY I STOPPED ATTENDING SPORTS EVENTS</span></p>
<p>~ Every time I went, they asked me for money.</p>
<p>~ The people with whom I had to sit by didn&#8217;t seem very friendly.</p>
<p>~ The seats were too hard and not comfortable at all.</p>
<p>~ The coach never came to call on me.</p>
<p>~ The referee made a decision with which I could not agree.</p>
<p>~ I was sitting with some hypocrites &#8212; they came only to see what others were wearing.</p>
<p>~ Some games went into overtime, and I was late getting home.</p>
<p>~ The band played some numbers that I had never heard before.</p>
<p>~ The games are scheduled when I want to do other things.</p>
<p>~ My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.</p>
<p>~ Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches anyhow.</p>
<p>~ I don&#8217;t want to take my children, because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.</p>
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		<title>The History of 57 Cents &#8211; An Awesome Story</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Russell H. Conwell was pastor of Grace Baptist Church in Philadelphia in the early 1900&#8242;s. On December 1, 1912, he told a story about a little girl that inspired the purchase of property for a new church and eventually the building of Temple University. I encourage you to go to the website and read the [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Russell H. Conwell was pastor of Grace Baptist Church in Philadelphia in the early 1900&#8242;s. On December 1, 1912, he told a story about a little girl that inspired the purchase of property for a new church and eventually the building of Temple University. I encourage you to go to the website and read the account firsthand. It gives an awesome picture of faith. They literally started with the 57 cents and built a building that would have been totally impossible except for the help of God.</p>
<p>But isn&#8217;t that what God wants? A person who will trust Him enough to completely step out on faith for something that will totally fail unless God is in it!</p>
<p>Read about this fascinating story below:</p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #000080; font-size: x-small;">A first-hand account of it is in a sermon delivered December 1, 1912 by Russell H. Conwell, pastor of Grace Baptist Church in Philadelphia.<br />
</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #000080; font-size: x-small;">Rev. Conwell said the little girl&#8217;s name was Hattie May Wiatt.  She lived near a church where the Sunday School was very crowded and he told her that one day they would have buildings big enough to allow every one to attend who wanted to.  Later, Hattie May Wiatt became sick and died.  Rev. Conwell was asked to do the funeral and the girl&#8217;s mother told him that Hattie May had been saving money to help build a bigger church and gave him the little purse in which she had saved 57 cents.  Rev. Conwell had the 57 cents turned into 57 pennies, told the congregation the story of little Hattie May and sold the pennies for a return of about $250.  In addition, 54 of the original 57 pennies were returned to Rev. Conwell and he later put them up on display.  This was in 1886 when 57 cents was no small savings account for a little girl from a poor family.  Some of the members of the church formed what they called the Wiatt Mite Society which was dedicated to making Hattie May&#8217;s 57 cents grow as much as possible and to buy the property for the Primary Department of the Sunday school.  A house nearby was purchased with the $250 that Hattie May&#8217;s 57 cents had produced and the rest is history.  The first classes of Temple College, later Temple University, were held in that house.  It was later sold to allow Temple College to move and the growth of Temple, along with the founding of the Good Samaritan Hospital (Now the Temple University Hospital) have been powerful testimonies to Hattie May Wiatt&#8217;s dream.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #000080; font-size: x-small;">Click on the link below to read the full text of Dr. Conwell&#8217;s sermon.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="color: #000080; font-size: x-small;"><a href="http://library.temple.edu/collections/special_collections/hattie.jsp" target="_blank">The History of 57 Cents</a><br />
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		<title>Funny Story &#8211; Noah&#8217;s Ark</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story gave me a laugh, so I thought you might enjoy it also. I think I have been way too serious this week. Life can get you down if you forget to laugh every now and then. ***************************************************************** Noah’s Ark Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story gave me a laugh, so I thought you might enjoy it also. I think I have been way too serious this week. Life can get you down if you forget to laugh every now and then.</p>
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<p>Noah’s Ark</p>
<p>Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time.</p>
<p>A couple of boys noticed something interesting about the placement of the story in the Bible. They slipped into the church and glued two pages of the pulpit Bible together.</p>
<p>The next Sunday, the preacher got up to read his text. “Noah took unto himself a wife,” he began, “and she was” &#8211; he turned the page to continue &#8211; “three hundred cubits long, fifty wide and thirty high.”</p>
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