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		<title>More Humor &#8211; Pecans in the Cemetery</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree
just inside the cemetery fence.
One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the
tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
&#8220;One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,&#8221; said one boy.
Several dropped [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree<br />
just inside the cemetery fence.</p>
<p>One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the<br />
tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.</p>
<p>&#8220;One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,&#8221; said one boy.<br />
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.</p>
<p>Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he<br />
passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.<br />
He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, &#8220;One for<br />
you, one for me. One for you, one for me.&#8221;</p>
<p>He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.<br />
Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.</p>
<p>&#8220;Come here quick,&#8221; said the boy, &#8220;you won&#8217;t believe what I heard!<br />
Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man said, &#8220;Beat it kid, can&#8217;t you see it&#8217;s hard for me to walk.&#8221;</p>
<p>When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.</p>
<p>Standing by the fence they heard, &#8220;One for you, one for me. One<br />
for you, one for me.&#8221;</p>
<p>The old man whispered, &#8220;Boy, you&#8217;ve been tellin&#8217; me the truth.<br />
Let&#8217;s see if we can see the Lord.&#8221;</p>
<p>Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still<br />
unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought<br />
iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a<br />
glimpse of the Lord.</p>
<p>At last they heard, &#8220;One for you, one for me. That&#8217;s all. Now let&#8217;s go<br />
get those nuts by the fence and we&#8217;ll be done.</p>
<p>They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead<br />
of the kid on the bike.</p>
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