Entries Tagged as 'funny story'
In the days when you couldn’t count on a public facility to have indoor plumbing, a British woman was planning a trip to Germany. She was registered to stay in a small guesthouse owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guesthouse contained a WC. (In England, a bathroom is commonly [...]
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WHY DADDY DIDN’T COME TO WORK!! The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone # and was greeted with a child’s whisper “Hello” Is your daddy home? he asked. “Yes.” [...]
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This is another Mikey’s Funnies. It gave me one of those really good laughs that you don’t get often enough, so I thought it might be just the thing to brighten your day. AN “AD” FUNNY The following is an ad from a newspaper that appeared four days in a row – the last three [...]
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THE “MIDDLE WIFE” By an anonymous 2nd grade teacher I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always [...]
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THE PASTOR’S CAT… Mr. Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to [...]
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A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter. Upon returning to her car she found that she had locked her keys in the car. She was in [...]
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TOILET WATER One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from a bad cold. Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Dad was in the living [...]
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I thought you might need some laughter in your life today! What is “Butt Dust”? The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget is on a particular Sunday, the minister began to pray before starting his sermon… ‘Dear Lord,’ he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, [...]
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When I look back on things as a child, there were many words and meanings that I got really confused. Sometimes I didn’t know the correct word until I was much older. When you are small, you have a limited vocabulary so you just try to make something fit with a word you already know. [...]
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This one from Mikey’s Funnies gave me a good laugh, so hopefully this will brighten your day also. Life gets hard sometimes and we forget that laughter is a good stress reliever. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. [...]
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